Chapter 4 hornyness
1) Stupidly done foreshadowing in dream?
2) And Tyler shouldn't feel sorry for almost ending your pathetic existence why now? Tyler, you really don't need to feel bad about it, she's not that great of a person
3) because any fan of yours is unwelcome unless it's a Cullen
4) chagrin
5) Pitiful for them, or for yourself? If, it's the latter, I agree.
6) Edward isn't looking at you? How dare he!
7) Fuck you! Jessica is trying to be a good friend, and you're just using her, she doesn't care to ride on your popularity
8) MIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN HER! SHE THINKS OF YOU AS A DOG!
9) Yay for Bella realizing she's pathetic for letting Edward rule over her everything! Too bad this thought doesn't last.
10) "It's better if we're not friends" fuck do I hate that line!
11) door jamb. Quit trying sound smart Meyer
12) It's girl's friggin choice guys, so leave Bella alone. (I hate myself for saying that)
13) Lol, quota of patience
14) How dare Lauren ignore you!
15) That's right, put yourself down! You'll never be as interesting as Edward!
16) Purgatory? The way you're describing the place most of the time is more like Hell.
17) Fuck you Bella, there are Taco John's and Taco Bells all over the country, so no, I'm sorry but you fail. Hard.
18) Fuck YOU! You have no respect for your loving father. God only knows why he'd love a bitch like you.
19) He hasn't even admitted he likes you yet, and here you are calling him your secret boyfriend, you really are undersexed, aren't you?
20) Oh yes, because clothes shopping is very horrifying to the manly man. Oh Pah-lease
21) Yay for being absurd!
22) Yeah, non-violent because you can't hurt a fly if you wanted to anyway.
23) Oh yes, because it's right to assume even Edward wants to get into your pants
24) Well, that's because you are mentally handicapped. But I still take offense to that because everyone who is supposedly mentally slower, are not stupid, nor deaf, so fuck you very much Meyer.
25) stupid shiny Volvo owner. That is so funny
26) Heavy sarcasm, now if that isn't the stupidest two word sentence in this book, I've ever read, I dunno what is
27) Something is very wrong with you if you forget how to fucking breathe.
28) king of mixed signals goes to Edward Cullen! Twat.
chapter 5 shallow gene pool
1) Again, because anything any mere human friend of hers has to say is completely boring and not worthy of attention
2) more sulking *gasps*
3) He's not real Bella, he's just a delusion in your schizoid mind
4) It's not hard to understand what he just said Bella, so I guess it's very easy for you to get lost then
5) you don't like double standards, suuuuuuuuuuuuure you don't
6) Maybe because she's a brainless twat Edward?
7) Full---of butterflies. You see that would be cute or funny if it weren't so sad
8) A pushover. You're definitely a pushover
9) pointless superhero talk is pointless
10) bogus faintness for a plot device is very clear
11) Meyer, are really that dense that you don't know that yes, people can smell blood
12) blah blah blah about another class mate being sick, and blah blah blah about being excused from classes
13) Quit having an orgasm every time he says "we" and stuff, it's really annoying you know
14) if dragging her to his car and threatening to do it again is romantic to you fans, you need to have your heads checked
15) an attempt to make Bella seem cultured, Access denied!
16) driving like a bat out of hell, if that's romantic then I guess it's us who need our heads examined
17) talk about your mother as if she's batshit insane, and then say she's your best friend, something doesn't compute here
18) Fuck you, you aren't mature at all so stop saying stuff that makes you seem wise, because ain't that.
19) Fuck you Edward for trying to make Bella sound charitable, God, you two make me sick!
20) Fuck you! Piercings and tattoos aren't scary, only the person's personality is scary
21) Way to insult her Romeo.
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