Chapter 8 Almost Gang Raped
1) Estrogen rush, how stupid
2) Whiny rock songs, Babe, ain't nothing in this world whinier than you
3) You're quaint Bella, and not in a good way either
4) Oh yes, like one can only go to a dance if asked by a boyfriend, fuck that noise Meyer
5) No one would pull that stunt you're saying Tyler trying to pull
6) Lame excuse for saying Lauren doesn't like Bella is lame
7) Limited choices my ass
8) Because of course you can't be happy
9) There's the obsession with the Cullens setting in again, I fucking hate you
10) Yeah Jessica would have been normal and wonder what the hell was up with that obsession of yours, gotta fault her for that
11) Fuck you Bella, your high and mighty tastes for bookstores shows you aren't as avid a reader as you claim
12) Wrestling with despair, could you possibly get more emo than this, no, I know the answer, you can get worse
13) Stupid unreliable vampire, LAME!
14) Oooh, here's her almost rapists! 8D
15) Too grimy to be tourists? What the fuck kind of reasoning is that?
16) Being herded, like cattle. You are nothing more than a stupid cow anyway, fits
17) Yeah, like you could hurt any of them, you'd only wind up doing yourself damage
18) SUPER EDWARD TO SAVE THE DAY! oh please don't make me sick
19) Of course he'd be furious for having to save her again, this is not the reason we're told, but I'm totally going to go with that reason
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