Chapter 8 Almost Gang Raped
1) Estrogen rush, how stupid
2) Whiny rock songs, Babe, ain't nothing in this world whinier than you
3) You're quaint Bella, and not in a good way either
4) Oh yes, like one can only go to a dance if asked by a boyfriend, fuck that noise Meyer
5) No one would pull that stunt you're saying Tyler trying to pull
6) Lame excuse for saying Lauren doesn't like Bella is lame
7) Limited choices my ass
8) Because of course you can't be happy
9) There's the obsession with the Cullens setting in again, I fucking hate you
10) Yeah Jessica would have been normal and wonder what the hell was up with that obsession of yours, gotta fault her for that
11) Fuck you Bella, your high and mighty tastes for bookstores shows you aren't as avid a reader as you claim
12) Wrestling with despair, could you possibly get more emo than this, no, I know the answer, you can get worse
13) Stupid unreliable vampire, LAME!
14) Oooh, here's her almost rapists! 8D
15) Too grimy to be tourists? What the fuck kind of reasoning is that?
16) Being herded, like cattle. You are nothing more than a stupid cow anyway, fits
17) Yeah, like you could hurt any of them, you'd only wind up doing yourself damage
18) SUPER EDWARD TO SAVE THE DAY! oh please don't make me sick
19) Of course he'd be furious for having to save her again, this is not the reason we're told, but I'm totally going to go with that reason
20)
Monday, April 30, 2012
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Twilight Notes Chapter 6-7
Chapter 6 stories SMeyer thinks are scary, but fail to be
1) That wouldn't surprise me, seeing as how I saw Edward pick up a van
2) If you weren't such a stick in the mud, you'd actually find your fainting incident funny by now too
3) Fuck you, Jessica's not gossiping about you, if anything, maybe Lauren is, but if she is, it's to disenchant the people who are under your spell
4) Admit it, you only hope he would be there because you need your Edward fix, he's like crack
5) unpleasant and nasally only because she admits what you won't say yourself
6) territorial, like you're a property, a thing. Fits in with your objectifying earlier
7) Wrong place in the sky. What. The. Fuck.
8) Oh my, a girl in gym class doesn't like me either because I'm a klutz, O woe is me!
9) Because we know it's all about getting into Edward's pants
10) chagrin you must hides eet!
11) Teepee shaped because you're about to introduce Native Americans, so you have to have some sort of stereotype to put your little digs into their "savage" culture.
12) because heaven forbid you actually stay with the girls and try to make a friend of Lauren, but then, you hate her because she's blond and sees right through you
13) Of course, because your dreaming mind can't leave him alone, let alone your waking one
14) -insert stereotypical damsel in distress in a forest spraining an ankle comment here-
15) 'Oh look the local savages have come to scalp us!' seriously, this type of comment and the stereotypical broken english seem to be the only stereotypes she left out. I'm actually glad for that.
16) Because every guy wants to get in your pants at first sight
17) Oooh another Jessica, let's be a bitch to her too and tell her how common her name is
18) First meeting of Jacob guys
19) Oh do tell us! Is it Edward related? It is, isn't it?
20) Oh yes, because Jake calls you Isabella, it's immediately a sign to hate him
21) You're supposed to be over the tantrum throwing stage by the time you're seven, of course, with the way kids are treated by most parents these days, I'm not surprised you got away with that
22) Ah, how nice, they're actually having a good conversation, an actual conversation, not a nonversation like she does with Edward
23) yes, you imagined an insolent tone
24) Fuck you and your comparing people to animals Lauren never did anything to deserve your hate
25) Oooh the Cullens don't come here, I'm trying to be ominous and mysteriously spooky, but my author doesn't know what spooky is
26) Oh dear god, the flirting! No offense to Jake or any guy that is under Bella's spell, but come on! Are you really that desperate that you're blinded by her fake flirting?
27) Fuck. Batting your fucking eyelids might have worked in the fucking early 1900's
28) youngsters, like you're so much older than your classmates
29) you are a ham, it wouldn't be too hard to lay it on too thick for you
30) here we go with the fake scary stories
31) not many Native Americans believed in bible y'know, so bogus history is bogus
32) Fucking "cold ones", Native Americans would have the decency to say it out, not use childish nicknames, these days anyway, you talk back 1700's-1800's then maybe you'd get this nonsense, but even then, not likely
33) Pale faces? Well, Meyer got that stereotype right. For the record, Natives call the European Americans White people or whites, like many Americans do themselves
34) They're the same ones! dun Dun DUN! -insert facepalming here-
35) so that's it, it's spoiled. Jake said they were vampires
36) No, you're just inept, don't blame it on your lame flirting, and Jake, that was hardly scary, but of course, you can't be blamed, it's your damn author that don't know scary
Chapter 7 stupidly done foreshadowing
1) Emoing out to some kind of music
2) Why the fuck are you all telling me to run?! That's what I would so be like
3) Jacob turns into a wolf before her very eyes... in a dream
4) Boy, what a stupid nightmare, it's almost as laughable as my nightmare about the bears chasing my family and me to kill us because I heard them talking like humans, I was scared at the time, but God that stuff is stupid to look back on
5) If the blood was flowing away from your head, wouldn't you die?
6) I admit, dial up sucks, but your computer should have a frigging popup blocker
7) fake vampire myths are faked
8) Like there isn't fucking "good" vampires, moral vampires? There's tons of stories out there like that if you know where to fucking look
9) Fuck you're stupid, there are factors like that everywhere. Seras Fucking Victoria has color changing eyes you dolt
10) taking a walk through the forest, to act stupid and clear stupid brain as if that'll take much
11) you're a green parasite Queen Bella
12) Piercing silence, just how I prefer it/sarcasm
13) You think it's silly that the Cullens could be vampires, but you're just willing to accept it as fact at this point
14) Being committed would fucking help you though
15) yes, that would be sensible, unfortunately, we know you can never be that when you need to be, so option 2 is for you
16) Oh god. What a horrible way to introduce what the title of the book is supposed to mean
17) THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SELF PRESERVATION AT ALL!
18) Err... your blood being electric in your veins is a sign of a possibly worse condition and you should really see someone for that.
19) Can't get Alex Day's reading of cheerily eating breakfast out of my mind. Can't stop laughing XD
20) slow social life THAT YOU MADE FOR YOURSELF IDIOT!
21) That is bad, especially since you being cheerful at Mike will only be more heartache for him later when you twist the blade in his back
22) aren't there any guys in this series that have respect for personal space?!
23) Oh yeah, no reason at all to sound smug, not after you "showed off a little" in science class
24) and here's where she twists the blade
25) oh yeah as if you could beat anyone to death, Bella, you fucking hurt yourself punching Jacob in another book
26) yes, your everything revolves around the Cullens, so of course, you wanted to see them
27) They aren't there because it's sunny you dolt
28) Again, because anything human is uninteresting to listen to, they have nothing surprising or exciting to say at. ALL.
29) Shut the fuck up, it's not the end of the world because the Cullens are skipping
30) because God the fuck forbid you be happy without the Cullens
31) Bitch, you should email her more often, she's beginning to worry you'll get yourself killed, as well she should considering the monster you have your sights on
32) Oh boy, here we go with the reading not going well enough because the characters are all similarly named
33) fell asleep and didn't know it. How many times does this girl not realize things in this series? Wait. Don't answer that
34) being a good little house wife to her dad now
35) fuck you! Men understand clothing choices and criticism just fine. Unlike you and criticism SMeyer
36) And I don't know how you survive without a brain, but I guess no one can figure it out
37) Again. BECAUSE. HEAVEN FORBID. YOU ACTUALLY BE HAPPY!
38) STOP FUCKING OBSESSING OVER THE CULLENS!!
39) Because Lauren is an asshole for no adequately explored reason
40) because Charlie couldn't possibly live without you
41) Yay! Next chapter almost gang rape!
1) That wouldn't surprise me, seeing as how I saw Edward pick up a van
2) If you weren't such a stick in the mud, you'd actually find your fainting incident funny by now too
3) Fuck you, Jessica's not gossiping about you, if anything, maybe Lauren is, but if she is, it's to disenchant the people who are under your spell
4) Admit it, you only hope he would be there because you need your Edward fix, he's like crack
5) unpleasant and nasally only because she admits what you won't say yourself
6) territorial, like you're a property, a thing. Fits in with your objectifying earlier
7) Wrong place in the sky. What. The. Fuck.
8) Oh my, a girl in gym class doesn't like me either because I'm a klutz, O woe is me!
9) Because we know it's all about getting into Edward's pants
10) chagrin you must hides eet!
11) Teepee shaped because you're about to introduce Native Americans, so you have to have some sort of stereotype to put your little digs into their "savage" culture.
12) because heaven forbid you actually stay with the girls and try to make a friend of Lauren, but then, you hate her because she's blond and sees right through you
13) Of course, because your dreaming mind can't leave him alone, let alone your waking one
14) -insert stereotypical damsel in distress in a forest spraining an ankle comment here-
15) 'Oh look the local savages have come to scalp us!' seriously, this type of comment and the stereotypical broken english seem to be the only stereotypes she left out. I'm actually glad for that.
16) Because every guy wants to get in your pants at first sight
17) Oooh another Jessica, let's be a bitch to her too and tell her how common her name is
18) First meeting of Jacob guys
19) Oh do tell us! Is it Edward related? It is, isn't it?
20) Oh yes, because Jake calls you Isabella, it's immediately a sign to hate him
21) You're supposed to be over the tantrum throwing stage by the time you're seven, of course, with the way kids are treated by most parents these days, I'm not surprised you got away with that
22) Ah, how nice, they're actually having a good conversation, an actual conversation, not a nonversation like she does with Edward
23) yes, you imagined an insolent tone
24) Fuck you and your comparing people to animals Lauren never did anything to deserve your hate
25) Oooh the Cullens don't come here, I'm trying to be ominous and mysteriously spooky, but my author doesn't know what spooky is
26) Oh dear god, the flirting! No offense to Jake or any guy that is under Bella's spell, but come on! Are you really that desperate that you're blinded by her fake flirting?
27) Fuck. Batting your fucking eyelids might have worked in the fucking early 1900's
28) youngsters, like you're so much older than your classmates
29) you are a ham, it wouldn't be too hard to lay it on too thick for you
30) here we go with the fake scary stories
31) not many Native Americans believed in bible y'know, so bogus history is bogus
32) Fucking "cold ones", Native Americans would have the decency to say it out, not use childish nicknames, these days anyway, you talk back 1700's-1800's then maybe you'd get this nonsense, but even then, not likely
33) Pale faces? Well, Meyer got that stereotype right. For the record, Natives call the European Americans White people or whites, like many Americans do themselves
34) They're the same ones! dun Dun DUN! -insert facepalming here-
35) so that's it, it's spoiled. Jake said they were vampires
36) No, you're just inept, don't blame it on your lame flirting, and Jake, that was hardly scary, but of course, you can't be blamed, it's your damn author that don't know scary
Chapter 7 stupidly done foreshadowing
1) Emoing out to some kind of music
2) Why the fuck are you all telling me to run?! That's what I would so be like
3) Jacob turns into a wolf before her very eyes... in a dream
4) Boy, what a stupid nightmare, it's almost as laughable as my nightmare about the bears chasing my family and me to kill us because I heard them talking like humans, I was scared at the time, but God that stuff is stupid to look back on
5) If the blood was flowing away from your head, wouldn't you die?
6) I admit, dial up sucks, but your computer should have a frigging popup blocker
7) fake vampire myths are faked
8) Like there isn't fucking "good" vampires, moral vampires? There's tons of stories out there like that if you know where to fucking look
9) Fuck you're stupid, there are factors like that everywhere. Seras Fucking Victoria has color changing eyes you dolt
10) taking a walk through the forest, to act stupid and clear stupid brain as if that'll take much
11) you're a green parasite Queen Bella
12) Piercing silence, just how I prefer it/sarcasm
13) You think it's silly that the Cullens could be vampires, but you're just willing to accept it as fact at this point
14) Being committed would fucking help you though
15) yes, that would be sensible, unfortunately, we know you can never be that when you need to be, so option 2 is for you
16) Oh god. What a horrible way to introduce what the title of the book is supposed to mean
17) THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SELF PRESERVATION AT ALL!
18) Err... your blood being electric in your veins is a sign of a possibly worse condition and you should really see someone for that.
19) Can't get Alex Day's reading of cheerily eating breakfast out of my mind. Can't stop laughing XD
20) slow social life THAT YOU MADE FOR YOURSELF IDIOT!
21) That is bad, especially since you being cheerful at Mike will only be more heartache for him later when you twist the blade in his back
22) aren't there any guys in this series that have respect for personal space?!
23) Oh yeah, no reason at all to sound smug, not after you "showed off a little" in science class
24) and here's where she twists the blade
25) oh yeah as if you could beat anyone to death, Bella, you fucking hurt yourself punching Jacob in another book
26) yes, your everything revolves around the Cullens, so of course, you wanted to see them
27) They aren't there because it's sunny you dolt
28) Again, because anything human is uninteresting to listen to, they have nothing surprising or exciting to say at. ALL.
29) Shut the fuck up, it's not the end of the world because the Cullens are skipping
30) because God the fuck forbid you be happy without the Cullens
31) Bitch, you should email her more often, she's beginning to worry you'll get yourself killed, as well she should considering the monster you have your sights on
32) Oh boy, here we go with the reading not going well enough because the characters are all similarly named
33) fell asleep and didn't know it. How many times does this girl not realize things in this series? Wait. Don't answer that
34) being a good little house wife to her dad now
35) fuck you! Men understand clothing choices and criticism just fine. Unlike you and criticism SMeyer
36) And I don't know how you survive without a brain, but I guess no one can figure it out
37) Again. BECAUSE. HEAVEN FORBID. YOU ACTUALLY BE HAPPY!
38) STOP FUCKING OBSESSING OVER THE CULLENS!!
39) Because Lauren is an asshole for no adequately explored reason
40) because Charlie couldn't possibly live without you
41) Yay! Next chapter almost gang rape!
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Twilight Notes Chapter 4-5
Chapter 4 hornyness
1) Stupidly done foreshadowing in dream?
2) And Tyler shouldn't feel sorry for almost ending your pathetic existence why now? Tyler, you really don't need to feel bad about it, she's not that great of a person
3) because any fan of yours is unwelcome unless it's a Cullen
4) chagrin
5) Pitiful for them, or for yourself? If, it's the latter, I agree.
6) Edward isn't looking at you? How dare he!
7) Fuck you! Jessica is trying to be a good friend, and you're just using her, she doesn't care to ride on your popularity
8) MIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN HER! SHE THINKS OF YOU AS A DOG!
9) Yay for Bella realizing she's pathetic for letting Edward rule over her everything! Too bad this thought doesn't last.
10) "It's better if we're not friends" fuck do I hate that line!
11) door jamb. Quit trying sound smart Meyer
12) It's girl's friggin choice guys, so leave Bella alone. (I hate myself for saying that)
13) Lol, quota of patience
14) How dare Lauren ignore you!
15) That's right, put yourself down! You'll never be as interesting as Edward!
16) Purgatory? The way you're describing the place most of the time is more like Hell.
17) Fuck you Bella, there are Taco John's and Taco Bells all over the country, so no, I'm sorry but you fail. Hard.
18) Fuck YOU! You have no respect for your loving father. God only knows why he'd love a bitch like you.
19) He hasn't even admitted he likes you yet, and here you are calling him your secret boyfriend, you really are undersexed, aren't you?
20) Oh yes, because clothes shopping is very horrifying to the manly man. Oh Pah-lease
21) Yay for being absurd!
22) Yeah, non-violent because you can't hurt a fly if you wanted to anyway.
23) Oh yes, because it's right to assume even Edward wants to get into your pants
24) Well, that's because you are mentally handicapped. But I still take offense to that because everyone who is supposedly mentally slower, are not stupid, nor deaf, so fuck you very much Meyer.
25) stupid shiny Volvo owner. That is so funny
26) Heavy sarcasm, now if that isn't the stupidest two word sentence in this book, I've ever read, I dunno what is
27) Something is very wrong with you if you forget how to fucking breathe.
28) king of mixed signals goes to Edward Cullen! Twat.
chapter 5 shallow gene pool
1) Again, because anything any mere human friend of hers has to say is completely boring and not worthy of attention
2) more sulking *gasps*
3) He's not real Bella, he's just a delusion in your schizoid mind
4) It's not hard to understand what he just said Bella, so I guess it's very easy for you to get lost then
5) you don't like double standards, suuuuuuuuuuuuure you don't
6) Maybe because she's a brainless twat Edward?
7) Full---of butterflies. You see that would be cute or funny if it weren't so sad
8) A pushover. You're definitely a pushover
9) pointless superhero talk is pointless
10) bogus faintness for a plot device is very clear
11) Meyer, are really that dense that you don't know that yes, people can smell blood
12) blah blah blah about another class mate being sick, and blah blah blah about being excused from classes
13) Quit having an orgasm every time he says "we" and stuff, it's really annoying you know
14) if dragging her to his car and threatening to do it again is romantic to you fans, you need to have your heads checked
15) an attempt to make Bella seem cultured, Access denied!
16) driving like a bat out of hell, if that's romantic then I guess it's us who need our heads examined
17) talk about your mother as if she's batshit insane, and then say she's your best friend, something doesn't compute here
18) Fuck you, you aren't mature at all so stop saying stuff that makes you seem wise, because ain't that.
19) Fuck you Edward for trying to make Bella sound charitable, God, you two make me sick!
20) Fuck you! Piercings and tattoos aren't scary, only the person's personality is scary
21) Way to insult her Romeo.
1) Stupidly done foreshadowing in dream?
2) And Tyler shouldn't feel sorry for almost ending your pathetic existence why now? Tyler, you really don't need to feel bad about it, she's not that great of a person
3) because any fan of yours is unwelcome unless it's a Cullen
4) chagrin
5) Pitiful for them, or for yourself? If, it's the latter, I agree.
6) Edward isn't looking at you? How dare he!
7) Fuck you! Jessica is trying to be a good friend, and you're just using her, she doesn't care to ride on your popularity
8) MIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN HER! SHE THINKS OF YOU AS A DOG!
9) Yay for Bella realizing she's pathetic for letting Edward rule over her everything! Too bad this thought doesn't last.
10) "It's better if we're not friends" fuck do I hate that line!
11) door jamb. Quit trying sound smart Meyer
12) It's girl's friggin choice guys, so leave Bella alone. (I hate myself for saying that)
13) Lol, quota of patience
14) How dare Lauren ignore you!
15) That's right, put yourself down! You'll never be as interesting as Edward!
16) Purgatory? The way you're describing the place most of the time is more like Hell.
17) Fuck you Bella, there are Taco John's and Taco Bells all over the country, so no, I'm sorry but you fail. Hard.
18) Fuck YOU! You have no respect for your loving father. God only knows why he'd love a bitch like you.
19) He hasn't even admitted he likes you yet, and here you are calling him your secret boyfriend, you really are undersexed, aren't you?
20) Oh yes, because clothes shopping is very horrifying to the manly man. Oh Pah-lease
21) Yay for being absurd!
22) Yeah, non-violent because you can't hurt a fly if you wanted to anyway.
23) Oh yes, because it's right to assume even Edward wants to get into your pants
24) Well, that's because you are mentally handicapped. But I still take offense to that because everyone who is supposedly mentally slower, are not stupid, nor deaf, so fuck you very much Meyer.
25) stupid shiny Volvo owner. That is so funny
26) Heavy sarcasm, now if that isn't the stupidest two word sentence in this book, I've ever read, I dunno what is
27) Something is very wrong with you if you forget how to fucking breathe.
28) king of mixed signals goes to Edward Cullen! Twat.
chapter 5 shallow gene pool
1) Again, because anything any mere human friend of hers has to say is completely boring and not worthy of attention
2) more sulking *gasps*
3) He's not real Bella, he's just a delusion in your schizoid mind
4) It's not hard to understand what he just said Bella, so I guess it's very easy for you to get lost then
5) you don't like double standards, suuuuuuuuuuuuure you don't
6) Maybe because she's a brainless twat Edward?
7) Full---of butterflies. You see that would be cute or funny if it weren't so sad
8) A pushover. You're definitely a pushover
9) pointless superhero talk is pointless
10) bogus faintness for a plot device is very clear
11) Meyer, are really that dense that you don't know that yes, people can smell blood
12) blah blah blah about another class mate being sick, and blah blah blah about being excused from classes
13) Quit having an orgasm every time he says "we" and stuff, it's really annoying you know
14) if dragging her to his car and threatening to do it again is romantic to you fans, you need to have your heads checked
15) an attempt to make Bella seem cultured, Access denied!
16) driving like a bat out of hell, if that's romantic then I guess it's us who need our heads examined
17) talk about your mother as if she's batshit insane, and then say she's your best friend, something doesn't compute here
18) Fuck you, you aren't mature at all so stop saying stuff that makes you seem wise, because ain't that.
19) Fuck you Edward for trying to make Bella sound charitable, God, you two make me sick!
20) Fuck you! Piercings and tattoos aren't scary, only the person's personality is scary
21) Way to insult her Romeo.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Twilight Notes Chapter 2-3
Chapter 2 vacant mind
1) The next day was better and worse. What. The. Fuck.
2) Edward wasn't at school? Oh poor pitiful Bella-Sue
3) What the fuck? Fearing his bizarre glares, did you not just say he wasn't at school?
4) Fuck you! Mike is no dog, he's just trying to be nice.
5) Braces and a bad perm? Seriously? Fuck you Bella!
6) Your one good quality, I think you are tactful, obviously you are, because no one knows exactly how you feel about them, if they did, no guy would want you, not even your precious Edward.
7) Yep, you're the reason Edward is not at school. You are the reason.
8) Fuck you Bitcha!
9) Couldn't cook much my arse! He survived years without you bitch.
10) No, Errol Flynn could have pulled the dishrag look off, he managed to make something that looked absolutely goofy on his other co-stars somewhat decent. R.I.P. Old Hollywood. ;^;
11) Oh yes, because we all know that truly want escape Forks.
12) "Don't do anything rash." Fuck you Bella.
13) Wuthering Heights YOU ARE NOT NORMAL!!
14) Who else? Perhaps MISTER SPARKLEPANTS!!
15) Of course, a man's place is not in the kitchen, DAT'S DA WEAK WOMAN'S WORK!
16) Bogusly cheerful, because you are never gonna be happy folks until you change everything about yourself
17) Ha! A library poorly stocked, don't make me laugh. God, you're pathetic.
18) A pop quiz on Wuthering Heights. You see, that would be believable if well... It were maybe COLLEGE!
19) I dislike winter too but a little snow IS NOT GONNA RUIN MY WHOLE DAY! FUCK!
20) You need to really fucking loosen up Bella
21) Cowardice, yay!
22) Yes, gawking at the beautiful people is a wonderful trait to have. Better hone up on that skill
23) Fuck you, you're the slut, not Jessica
24) Stunned that he was speaking to you because you expect him to treat you like dirt
25) Fuck you and acting like a smarty pants Bella.
26) If Meyerpires can imprint, that electric current she felt did it
27) Do us a favor Bella and quit trying to figure Sparklepants out, if you did, we'd all be spared a lot of this sappy crap
28) That's right, pretend to be normal, because you certainly aren't normal
29) Lol I seriously thought he said "I think I can keep it up." ;D innuendos!
30) Sheesh, if she thinks just her mother remarrying, and her stepdad moving around a lot, and deciding she wanted to move to Forks would be complicated, she'd hate to hear the story of my life.
31) Life isn't fair. The second smartest thing Bella has said. Too bad she doesn't mean it.
32) Can you tell me how the hell they're having this big long conversation about her without the teacher telling them to shut up and pay attention?
33) And I imagine you with a dildo and wanking off to Edward's image, so lay off of Mike please
Chapter 3 phenomenal stupidity
1) Oh noes! It snowed gaiz!
2) Yes, it's stupid to want to see Edward. It's bad, and you should feel bad
3) Yes, objectify yourself, you are not a normal person anyway, so continue to think of yourself as a thing, a novelty, that's always fun
4) Quit calling mike a puppy! God!
5) How dare your father care about, especially when you're so accident prone!
6) Oh noes, we can't feel emotions now can we? That would be bad.
7) Aww, good try, Tyler's van, good try.
8) Heehee Coach Clapp
9) "You were over there!" No, I wasn't!" XD
10) Oh yes, because there's no way you could be crazy
11) I wish you actually had a neck injury so that you would be worse off when decided it was too stupid to wear
12) Poor Tyler, you don't deserve the grief Bella will put you through
13) I wish you had had a concussion, might have made you less whiny
14) handsomer.
15) That's it... That's it... I'm convinced meyerpires are also sirens.
16) I'd had worse. Already it sounds like an abused housewife making excuses
17) Good news? I'd call that bad news that you survived. No offense to Tyler
18) Tell me, how does intuition flicker?
19) Nothing wrong with your head? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one Bella!
20) "Nobody will believe that, you know." sounding like an abusive husband much?
21) Oh would you quit wetting your knickers over how Edward looks?
22) Why the fuck shouldn't he tell your mother that you were in an accident?!
23) ZOMG! Dreaming bout Edward?! -__-
1) The next day was better and worse. What. The. Fuck.
2) Edward wasn't at school? Oh poor pitiful Bella-Sue
3) What the fuck? Fearing his bizarre glares, did you not just say he wasn't at school?
4) Fuck you! Mike is no dog, he's just trying to be nice.
5) Braces and a bad perm? Seriously? Fuck you Bella!
6) Your one good quality, I think you are tactful, obviously you are, because no one knows exactly how you feel about them, if they did, no guy would want you, not even your precious Edward.
7) Yep, you're the reason Edward is not at school. You are the reason.
8) Fuck you Bitcha!
9) Couldn't cook much my arse! He survived years without you bitch.
10) No, Errol Flynn could have pulled the dishrag look off, he managed to make something that looked absolutely goofy on his other co-stars somewhat decent. R.I.P. Old Hollywood. ;^;
11) Oh yes, because we all know that truly want escape Forks.
12) "Don't do anything rash." Fuck you Bella.
13) Wuthering Heights YOU ARE NOT NORMAL!!
14) Who else? Perhaps MISTER SPARKLEPANTS!!
15) Of course, a man's place is not in the kitchen, DAT'S DA WEAK WOMAN'S WORK!
16) Bogusly cheerful, because you are never gonna be happy folks until you change everything about yourself
17) Ha! A library poorly stocked, don't make me laugh. God, you're pathetic.
18) A pop quiz on Wuthering Heights. You see, that would be believable if well... It were maybe COLLEGE!
19) I dislike winter too but a little snow IS NOT GONNA RUIN MY WHOLE DAY! FUCK!
20) You need to really fucking loosen up Bella
21) Cowardice, yay!
22) Yes, gawking at the beautiful people is a wonderful trait to have. Better hone up on that skill
23) Fuck you, you're the slut, not Jessica
24) Stunned that he was speaking to you because you expect him to treat you like dirt
25) Fuck you and acting like a smarty pants Bella.
26) If Meyerpires can imprint, that electric current she felt did it
27) Do us a favor Bella and quit trying to figure Sparklepants out, if you did, we'd all be spared a lot of this sappy crap
28) That's right, pretend to be normal, because you certainly aren't normal
29) Lol I seriously thought he said "I think I can keep it up." ;D innuendos!
30) Sheesh, if she thinks just her mother remarrying, and her stepdad moving around a lot, and deciding she wanted to move to Forks would be complicated, she'd hate to hear the story of my life.
31) Life isn't fair. The second smartest thing Bella has said. Too bad she doesn't mean it.
32) Can you tell me how the hell they're having this big long conversation about her without the teacher telling them to shut up and pay attention?
33) And I imagine you with a dildo and wanking off to Edward's image, so lay off of Mike please
Chapter 3 phenomenal stupidity
1) Oh noes! It snowed gaiz!
2) Yes, it's stupid to want to see Edward. It's bad, and you should feel bad
3) Yes, objectify yourself, you are not a normal person anyway, so continue to think of yourself as a thing, a novelty, that's always fun
4) Quit calling mike a puppy! God!
5) How dare your father care about, especially when you're so accident prone!
6) Oh noes, we can't feel emotions now can we? That would be bad.
7) Aww, good try, Tyler's van, good try.
8) Heehee Coach Clapp
9) "You were over there!" No, I wasn't!" XD
10) Oh yes, because there's no way you could be crazy
11) I wish you actually had a neck injury so that you would be worse off when decided it was too stupid to wear
12) Poor Tyler, you don't deserve the grief Bella will put you through
13) I wish you had had a concussion, might have made you less whiny
14) handsomer.
15) That's it... That's it... I'm convinced meyerpires are also sirens.
16) I'd had worse. Already it sounds like an abused housewife making excuses
17) Good news? I'd call that bad news that you survived. No offense to Tyler
18) Tell me, how does intuition flicker?
19) Nothing wrong with your head? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one Bella!
20) "Nobody will believe that, you know." sounding like an abusive husband much?
21) Oh would you quit wetting your knickers over how Edward looks?
22) Why the fuck shouldn't he tell your mother that you were in an accident?!
23) ZOMG! Dreaming bout Edward?! -__-
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
RP character Massy
Character Chart
Character’s full name: Massy Christian Deacon
Reason or meaning of name: I wanted a name similar to Kelly Slayer Beacon since in some respect he's doppelganger of him.
Character’s nickname: Massacre, he actually prefers to be called that over Massy which is actually his name which is not short for anything.
Reason for nickname: He's had a fascination with murder from a young age
Birth date: 10/07/89
Physical appearance
Age: 21
How old does he/she appear: at least 17 at youngest
Weight: 135lbs
Height: 5'5 1/2"
Body build: a little thin, but muscular
Shape of face: round
Eye color: brown
Glasses or contacts: glasses, but he doesn't need them at all, they're only to make him appear more like Kelly.
Skin tone: light and freckled
Distinguishing marks: the glasses, freckles his curly hair
Predominant features: freckled skin
Hair color: red
Type of hair: curly
Hairstyle: a little unkempt
Voice: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKUVyVNnp7U]This[/url](Hanna)
Overall attractiveness: sort of cute if you like nerds
Physical disabilities: none that I know of
Usual fashion of dress: checkered, striped, or grunge band style clothing
Favorite outfit: a short sleeved shirt with half of it checkered and half of it striped red and black in color, jeans and work boots
Jewelry or accessories: wrist bands
Personality
Good personality traits: like a chameleon he can conform to any personality, but he prefers the awkward nerd guise best
Bad personality traits: he's a killer out to not only get Kelly to notice him, but to tarnish him a little, a bit likable despite being evil
Mood character is most often in: ponderous, trying to figure out how to be only caught by Kelly
Sense of humor: sadistic
Character’s greatest joy in life: being noticed by Kelly
Character’s greatest fear: none presently known because he's a remorseless killer
Why? it is hard to know what if anything, a serial killer could be afraid of
What single event would most throw this character’s life into complete turmoil? It happened when his parents were alive, and it happened when they died
Character is most at ease when: after he's made a kill
Most ill at ease when: just before a major rainstorm
Enraged when: No one says much about the killings he did, or credits them as someone else's work
Depressed or sad when: that doesn't happen often
Priorities: self, his "game", and Kelly
Life philosophy: what's one less person in the world.
If granted one wish, it would be: to have the whole world listen to him
Why? He wants to be the center of attention
Character’s soft spot: fire, he likes fire a lot, fire and blood
Is this soft spot obvious to others? only to his dead parents and a couple victims it was
Greatest strength: His ability to gain one's trust by playing a part
Greatest vulnerability or weakness: he can be a bit clumsy, but whether it's act or really how he is, is up for debate
Biggest regret: not working harder at getting noticed sooner by Kelly
Minor regret: not standing up to his dad's cruel treatment, and mother's lack of caring
Biggest accomplishment: Getting authorities to notice him
Minor accomplishment: becoming a part of the spotlight
Past failures he/she would be embarrassed to have people know about: not to my knowledge
Why? because he doesn't think of things as failures
Character’s darkest secret: well, that he's a killer perhaps?
Does anyone else know? Well, when they find him they will.
Goals
Drives and motivations: to kill and be noticed
Immediate goals: Do what needs to be done so as not to be caught by the wrong people, and satisfy his attention seeking needs
Long term goals: hopes not to have his brain studied by scientists after death
How the character plans to accomplish these goals: by being discovered by the right people
How other characters will be affected: people will die
Past
Hometown: I'm calling it Paranormalville for now
Type of childhood: bad, abusive, neglectful, traumatic
Pets: no
First memory: falling off of his mother's bed as a baby
Most important childhood memory: the time his father punished him from his own bedroom for three days and his mother didn't do a damn thing about it
Why: because it was not only a lesson in how life is unfair, but also lead to Massy's path of destruction
Childhood hero: Jack the Ripper, the case itself, not the man or woman behind it at an early age such things and paranormal or death fascinated him
Dream job: biologist
Education: college
Religion: atheist, though he's experienced paranormal phenomenon so he does believe in spirits and stuff
Finances: none of your business
Present
Current location: Paranormalville
Currently living with: no one
Pets: a puppy named Tank
Religion: still atheist, but with a little more understanding of spirits and otherworldly things
Occupation: tattoo apprentice/grocery store bagger
Finances: still none of your business
Family
Mother: Elizabeth Mary Snider-Deacon(deceased)
Relationship with her: resentment, strained, respect/hate
Father: Blaine James Deacon(deceased)
Relationship with him: strained, resentment, fear/hate
Siblings: none
Relationship with them: N/A
Spouse: none
Relationship with him/her: N/A
Children: none
Relationship with them: N/A
Other important family members: none that matter
Favorites
Color: red, black
Least favorite color: yellow, pink
Music: he gets into classic rock, punk, and dub mostly
Food: sweet foods, breakfast foods, Asian foods especially soups
Literature: Asian literature, the supernatural, and mystery novels
Form of entertainment: aside from killing, TV, reading, listening to music
Expressions: I don't understand what you mean
Mode of transportation: foot, car, bike
Most prized possession: photos of his victims
Habits
Hobbies: listening music, murder, dancing, playing a role, stalking victims,
Plays a musical instrument? no, can sing a little, and messes around with keyboards, but never seriously played
Plays a sport? no, but he might be good at something
How he/she would spend a rainy day: if it's really stormy, maybe out on a kill, it's part of the haunting memory of how his parents died, it's a hard time to keep still for him
Spending habits: food, videos, clothes, laundry, maybe a weapon or two, but nothing out of the ordinary
Smokes: occasionally
Drinks: a little more often than he smokes
Other drugs: sleeping pill prescription, not that he takes them much
What does he/she do too much of? obsessing
What does he/she do too little of? sleeping, caring
Extremely skilled at: playing a role, the arts, killing
Extremely unskilled at: caring about very many people, there are very few people who he looks at as more than just objects
Nervous tics: rings his hands, but it's just a show of nervousness, I don't think he actually gets nervous much
Usual body posture: a relaxed, laid back type of posture, or nervous, awkward
Mannerisms: shakes his leg so his knee bobs up and down, says nurr, to sound nervous or when excited
Peculiarities: I suppose the way he dresses might be it sometimes
Traits
Optimist or pessimist? pessimist
Introvert or extrovert? both
Daredevil or cautious? I'd have to say daredevil, because he's a thrill killer
Logical or emotional? logical I guess, because even when seeking a thrill, he's doing it such a way as to only be caught by one person, Kelly
Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? a little of both, especially when it comes to the kill, which is carried our methodically, but messy and painful, his place is a bit disorderly, but he knows exactly where to finds things he needs or wants when he wants/needs them
Prefers working or relaxing? working
Confident or unsure of himself/herself? he's insecure about himself in areas, that's why he needs the thrill/attention so much
Animal lover? yes. He's not a vegan, and he's not for PETA, but he likes animals, in fact he eats eggs, cheese, and fish, but the rest is veggies.
Self-perception
How he/she feels about himself/herself: he doesn't hate himself, but he feels himself just a grain of sand in a world filled with other grains of sand often
One word the character would use to describe self: unimportant
One paragraph description of how the character would describe self: too lazy for this part
What does the character consider his/her best personality trait? his ability to have anyone believe him
What does the character consider his/her worst personality trait? that he can be so ordinary sometimes
What does the character consider his/her best physical characteristic? I dunno
What does the character consider his/her worst physical characteristic? though he has some physical strength, he's still not strong enough for his liking
How does the character think others perceive him/her: A nerd, ordinary, sometimes even dull.
What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: to be somebody
Relationships with others
Opinion of other people in general: he doesn't hate people, he just sees them more as things like the grain of sand thing I said earlier
Does the character hide his/her true opinions and emotions from others? yes, he plays the part of the social norms these days
Person character most hates: probably his parents, but since they're both dead, I suppose much of the world
Best friend(s): no one really knows him yet
Love interest(s): no one
Person character goes to for advice: no one
Person character feels responsible for or takes care of: himself
Person character feels shy or awkward around: no one, though he sure puts on a hell of a good act at times
Person character openly admires: Jack the Ripper
Person character secretly admires: Kelly
Most important person in character’s life before story starts: Kelly, I suppose.
Character’s full name: Massy Christian Deacon
Reason or meaning of name: I wanted a name similar to Kelly Slayer Beacon since in some respect he's doppelganger of him.
Character’s nickname: Massacre, he actually prefers to be called that over Massy which is actually his name which is not short for anything.
Reason for nickname: He's had a fascination with murder from a young age
Birth date: 10/07/89
Physical appearance
Age: 21
How old does he/she appear: at least 17 at youngest
Weight: 135lbs
Height: 5'5 1/2"
Body build: a little thin, but muscular
Shape of face: round
Eye color: brown
Glasses or contacts: glasses, but he doesn't need them at all, they're only to make him appear more like Kelly.
Skin tone: light and freckled
Distinguishing marks: the glasses, freckles his curly hair
Predominant features: freckled skin
Hair color: red
Type of hair: curly
Hairstyle: a little unkempt
Voice: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKUVyVNnp7U]This[/url](Hanna)
Overall attractiveness: sort of cute if you like nerds
Physical disabilities: none that I know of
Usual fashion of dress: checkered, striped, or grunge band style clothing
Favorite outfit: a short sleeved shirt with half of it checkered and half of it striped red and black in color, jeans and work boots
Jewelry or accessories: wrist bands
Personality
Good personality traits: like a chameleon he can conform to any personality, but he prefers the awkward nerd guise best
Bad personality traits: he's a killer out to not only get Kelly to notice him, but to tarnish him a little, a bit likable despite being evil
Mood character is most often in: ponderous, trying to figure out how to be only caught by Kelly
Sense of humor: sadistic
Character’s greatest joy in life: being noticed by Kelly
Character’s greatest fear: none presently known because he's a remorseless killer
Why? it is hard to know what if anything, a serial killer could be afraid of
What single event would most throw this character’s life into complete turmoil? It happened when his parents were alive, and it happened when they died
Character is most at ease when: after he's made a kill
Most ill at ease when: just before a major rainstorm
Enraged when: No one says much about the killings he did, or credits them as someone else's work
Depressed or sad when: that doesn't happen often
Priorities: self, his "game", and Kelly
Life philosophy: what's one less person in the world.
If granted one wish, it would be: to have the whole world listen to him
Why? He wants to be the center of attention
Character’s soft spot: fire, he likes fire a lot, fire and blood
Is this soft spot obvious to others? only to his dead parents and a couple victims it was
Greatest strength: His ability to gain one's trust by playing a part
Greatest vulnerability or weakness: he can be a bit clumsy, but whether it's act or really how he is, is up for debate
Biggest regret: not working harder at getting noticed sooner by Kelly
Minor regret: not standing up to his dad's cruel treatment, and mother's lack of caring
Biggest accomplishment: Getting authorities to notice him
Minor accomplishment: becoming a part of the spotlight
Past failures he/she would be embarrassed to have people know about: not to my knowledge
Why? because he doesn't think of things as failures
Character’s darkest secret: well, that he's a killer perhaps?
Does anyone else know? Well, when they find him they will.
Goals
Drives and motivations: to kill and be noticed
Immediate goals: Do what needs to be done so as not to be caught by the wrong people, and satisfy his attention seeking needs
Long term goals: hopes not to have his brain studied by scientists after death
How the character plans to accomplish these goals: by being discovered by the right people
How other characters will be affected: people will die
Past
Hometown: I'm calling it Paranormalville for now
Type of childhood: bad, abusive, neglectful, traumatic
Pets: no
First memory: falling off of his mother's bed as a baby
Most important childhood memory: the time his father punished him from his own bedroom for three days and his mother didn't do a damn thing about it
Why: because it was not only a lesson in how life is unfair, but also lead to Massy's path of destruction
Childhood hero: Jack the Ripper, the case itself, not the man or woman behind it at an early age such things and paranormal or death fascinated him
Dream job: biologist
Education: college
Religion: atheist, though he's experienced paranormal phenomenon so he does believe in spirits and stuff
Finances: none of your business
Present
Current location: Paranormalville
Currently living with: no one
Pets: a puppy named Tank
Religion: still atheist, but with a little more understanding of spirits and otherworldly things
Occupation: tattoo apprentice/grocery store bagger
Finances: still none of your business
Family
Mother: Elizabeth Mary Snider-Deacon(deceased)
Relationship with her: resentment, strained, respect/hate
Father: Blaine James Deacon(deceased)
Relationship with him: strained, resentment, fear/hate
Siblings: none
Relationship with them: N/A
Spouse: none
Relationship with him/her: N/A
Children: none
Relationship with them: N/A
Other important family members: none that matter
Favorites
Color: red, black
Least favorite color: yellow, pink
Music: he gets into classic rock, punk, and dub mostly
Food: sweet foods, breakfast foods, Asian foods especially soups
Literature: Asian literature, the supernatural, and mystery novels
Form of entertainment: aside from killing, TV, reading, listening to music
Expressions: I don't understand what you mean
Mode of transportation: foot, car, bike
Most prized possession: photos of his victims
Habits
Hobbies: listening music, murder, dancing, playing a role, stalking victims,
Plays a musical instrument? no, can sing a little, and messes around with keyboards, but never seriously played
Plays a sport? no, but he might be good at something
How he/she would spend a rainy day: if it's really stormy, maybe out on a kill, it's part of the haunting memory of how his parents died, it's a hard time to keep still for him
Spending habits: food, videos, clothes, laundry, maybe a weapon or two, but nothing out of the ordinary
Smokes: occasionally
Drinks: a little more often than he smokes
Other drugs: sleeping pill prescription, not that he takes them much
What does he/she do too much of? obsessing
What does he/she do too little of? sleeping, caring
Extremely skilled at: playing a role, the arts, killing
Extremely unskilled at: caring about very many people, there are very few people who he looks at as more than just objects
Nervous tics: rings his hands, but it's just a show of nervousness, I don't think he actually gets nervous much
Usual body posture: a relaxed, laid back type of posture, or nervous, awkward
Mannerisms: shakes his leg so his knee bobs up and down, says nurr, to sound nervous or when excited
Peculiarities: I suppose the way he dresses might be it sometimes
Traits
Optimist or pessimist? pessimist
Introvert or extrovert? both
Daredevil or cautious? I'd have to say daredevil, because he's a thrill killer
Logical or emotional? logical I guess, because even when seeking a thrill, he's doing it such a way as to only be caught by one person, Kelly
Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? a little of both, especially when it comes to the kill, which is carried our methodically, but messy and painful, his place is a bit disorderly, but he knows exactly where to finds things he needs or wants when he wants/needs them
Prefers working or relaxing? working
Confident or unsure of himself/herself? he's insecure about himself in areas, that's why he needs the thrill/attention so much
Animal lover? yes. He's not a vegan, and he's not for PETA, but he likes animals, in fact he eats eggs, cheese, and fish, but the rest is veggies.
Self-perception
How he/she feels about himself/herself: he doesn't hate himself, but he feels himself just a grain of sand in a world filled with other grains of sand often
One word the character would use to describe self: unimportant
One paragraph description of how the character would describe self: too lazy for this part
What does the character consider his/her best personality trait? his ability to have anyone believe him
What does the character consider his/her worst personality trait? that he can be so ordinary sometimes
What does the character consider his/her best physical characteristic? I dunno
What does the character consider his/her worst physical characteristic? though he has some physical strength, he's still not strong enough for his liking
How does the character think others perceive him/her: A nerd, ordinary, sometimes even dull.
What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: to be somebody
Relationships with others
Opinion of other people in general: he doesn't hate people, he just sees them more as things like the grain of sand thing I said earlier
Does the character hide his/her true opinions and emotions from others? yes, he plays the part of the social norms these days
Person character most hates: probably his parents, but since they're both dead, I suppose much of the world
Best friend(s): no one really knows him yet
Love interest(s): no one
Person character goes to for advice: no one
Person character feels responsible for or takes care of: himself
Person character feels shy or awkward around: no one, though he sure puts on a hell of a good act at times
Person character openly admires: Jack the Ripper
Person character secretly admires: Kelly
Most important person in character’s life before story starts: Kelly, I suppose.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Here I shall type whatever
I may type a role play I'm doing, write the day of a character, whatever I may feel like doing, maybe even an actual blog, but this is just my first one stating this fact
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