Chapter 2 vacant mind
1) The next day was better and worse. What. The. Fuck.
2) Edward wasn't at school? Oh poor pitiful Bella-Sue
3) What the fuck? Fearing his bizarre glares, did you not just say he wasn't at school?
4) Fuck you! Mike is no dog, he's just trying to be nice.
5) Braces and a bad perm? Seriously? Fuck you Bella!
6) Your one good quality, I think you are tactful, obviously you are, because no one knows exactly how you feel about them, if they did, no guy would want you, not even your precious Edward.
7) Yep, you're the reason Edward is not at school. You are the reason.
8) Fuck you Bitcha!
9) Couldn't cook much my arse! He survived years without you bitch.
10) No, Errol Flynn could have pulled the dishrag look off, he managed to make something that looked absolutely goofy on his other co-stars somewhat decent. R.I.P. Old Hollywood. ;^;
11) Oh yes, because we all know that truly want escape Forks.
12) "Don't do anything rash." Fuck you Bella.
13) Wuthering Heights YOU ARE NOT NORMAL!!
14) Who else? Perhaps MISTER SPARKLEPANTS!!
15) Of course, a man's place is not in the kitchen, DAT'S DA WEAK WOMAN'S WORK!
16) Bogusly cheerful, because you are never gonna be happy folks until you change everything about yourself
17) Ha! A library poorly stocked, don't make me laugh. God, you're pathetic.
18) A pop quiz on Wuthering Heights. You see, that would be believable if well... It were maybe COLLEGE!
19) I dislike winter too but a little snow IS NOT GONNA RUIN MY WHOLE DAY! FUCK!
20) You need to really fucking loosen up Bella
21) Cowardice, yay!
22) Yes, gawking at the beautiful people is a wonderful trait to have. Better hone up on that skill
23) Fuck you, you're the slut, not Jessica
24) Stunned that he was speaking to you because you expect him to treat you like dirt
25) Fuck you and acting like a smarty pants Bella.
26) If Meyerpires can imprint, that electric current she felt did it
27) Do us a favor Bella and quit trying to figure Sparklepants out, if you did, we'd all be spared a lot of this sappy crap
28) That's right, pretend to be normal, because you certainly aren't normal
29) Lol I seriously thought he said "I think I can keep it up." ;D innuendos!
30) Sheesh, if she thinks just her mother remarrying, and her stepdad moving around a lot, and deciding she wanted to move to Forks would be complicated, she'd hate to hear the story of my life.
31) Life isn't fair. The second smartest thing Bella has said. Too bad she doesn't mean it.
32) Can you tell me how the hell they're having this big long conversation about her without the teacher telling them to shut up and pay attention?
33) And I imagine you with a dildo and wanking off to Edward's image, so lay off of Mike please
Chapter 3 phenomenal stupidity
1) Oh noes! It snowed gaiz!
2) Yes, it's stupid to want to see Edward. It's bad, and you should feel bad
3) Yes, objectify yourself, you are not a normal person anyway, so continue to think of yourself as a thing, a novelty, that's always fun
4) Quit calling mike a puppy! God!
5) How dare your father care about, especially when you're so accident prone!
6) Oh noes, we can't feel emotions now can we? That would be bad.
7) Aww, good try, Tyler's van, good try.
8) Heehee Coach Clapp
9) "You were over there!" No, I wasn't!" XD
10) Oh yes, because there's no way you could be crazy
11) I wish you actually had a neck injury so that you would be worse off when decided it was too stupid to wear
12) Poor Tyler, you don't deserve the grief Bella will put you through
13) I wish you had had a concussion, might have made you less whiny
14) handsomer.
15) That's it... That's it... I'm convinced meyerpires are also sirens.
16) I'd had worse. Already it sounds like an abused housewife making excuses
17) Good news? I'd call that bad news that you survived. No offense to Tyler
18) Tell me, how does intuition flicker?
19) Nothing wrong with your head? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one Bella!
20) "Nobody will believe that, you know." sounding like an abusive husband much?
21) Oh would you quit wetting your knickers over how Edward looks?
22) Why the fuck shouldn't he tell your mother that you were in an accident?!
23) ZOMG! Dreaming bout Edward?! -__-
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